This is the title I chose for my personal blog, which is meant to give me an outlet for one of my favorite crafts – writing – plus to use an image from my favorite sport, golf. Out of college, my first job was as a reporter for the Daily Astorian in Astoria, Oregon, and I went on from there to practice writing in all my professional positions, including as press secretary in Washington, D.C. for a Democrat Congressman from Oregon (Les AuCoin), as an Oregon state government manager in Salem and Portland, as press secretary for Oregon’s last Republican governor (Vic Atiyeh), and as a private sector lobbyist. This blog also allows me to link another favorite pastime – politics and the art of developing public policy – to what I write. I could have called this blog “Middle Ground,” for that is what I long for in both politics and golf. The middle ground is often where the best public policy decisions lie. And it is where you want to be on a golf course.
I may have written about this before, but I am doing so again because it has been fun to think about some of my favorite sayings.
Plus, I don’t have much else to do as my wife and I prepare to leave the California desert and head back to our home in Salem, Oregon.
The sayings relate to two of my worlds – golf and lobbying. Golf as a fun sport. Lobbying as my job for many years.
So, here they are, perhaps not memorable to everybody, but memorable to me:
- That’s the first step down a slippery slope [This is a phrase I used frequently as I tried to kill a bad piece of legislation.]
- That’s the camel’s nose under the tent [Same with this one in the lobby game.]
- They acted like a circular firing squad [And, this, too, explains how various legislators didn’t have an idea of what they were doing, so they compromised each other.]
- Ready, fire, aim [Ditto.]
- What goes around comes around [This was a favorite phrase used by one of the best co-chairs of the Joint Ways and Means Committee at the Capitol in Salem; what he meant was that it usually was best to understand that one incident on the way to an agreement on legislative issues – pro or con — didn’t amount to the whole story.]
- It was all hat and no cattle [A sometimes popular phrase in the lobbying business to refer to a legislator who had an idea, but not much to back it up.]
- If he would have swung harder, it would have gone farther [This phrase relates to golf and, in fact, it is not often true, as golf requires a combination of strength and finesse.]
- He has a lot of green to work with [If you watch much golf on television, you’ll hear this phrase uttered frequently by commentators. That’s a job I would love – saying this phrase over and over.]
- Better than most [Golf commentator Gary Koch made a name for himself when he said this about a putt made by Tiger Woods when it would have been better if had said “better than anyone else”…for that was true on the 17th island green at TPC Sawgrass in Florida.]
- I pay Callaway to play Callaway golf clubs — and Callaway pays Phil Mickelson to do so [It’s true, though Mickelson may be in the process of losing his endorsement with Callaway, given his revolt to LIV.]
- Jack Nicklaus, Dustin Johnson and I all hit fades off the tee [This is also true.]
- I taught my son all I know about golf, then he turned five-years-old [This simply is a way to say that my son is better than me at golf – and it’s a fact I love.]
- Let’s play today “for the love of the game,” not for money [Which I say to some friends who tend to believe that exchanging money always makes golf more fun.]
- I quit golf today, but I I’ll start again tomorrow [This describes my pro and con love for the game of golf.]